$9,000 Flat to Make That Ugly Motorhome Disappear—$150/Mo, EPA-Compliant Destruction Included

That Dead Class A Motorhome Isn't Getting Better on Its Own

You've got a 30-foot eyesore sitting on your property. Maybe the engine seized three years ago. Maybe the roof's caved in, the tires are flat, and raccoons have turned it into a studio apartment. Either way, it's not going anywhere under its own power—and you're tired of looking at it.

Here's the good news: we've been hauling these beasts since 2003, and we can make yours disappear for a locked $9,000 flat rate. No surprises, no hidden fees, no "well, actually" when we show up. And if nine grand sounds steep right now, we'll break it into $150/month over 60 months—interest-free, in-house financing. No credit circus, no third-party lender. Just a handshake deal that gets that hulk off your land.

What $9,000 Buys You (Every Single Time)

When we say "flat rate," we mean it. Here's exactly what's covered:

• Pickup and haul-away – Our crew and equipment show up, load that motorhome (even if it's on blocks, buried in weeds, or stuck in mud), and take it off your hands.

• EPA-compliant destruction – We don't dump it in a field or leave it for the next guy. Federal and state environmental regs get followed to the letter. Fluids drained, hazmat handled, the whole nine yards.

• Certificate of Destruction – You get paperwork proving that motorhome is gone for good. Useful if you ever need to show an HOA, a buyer, or a county inspector that you handled it right.

• Title handling – Lost the title? Don't have it? We've dealt with that a thousand times. We'll sort the DMV paperwork so you're not stuck in bureaucratic limbo.

• $2 million liability insurance – If something goes sideways during the haul (it won't, but still), you're covered. Our rigs, our crew, our problem.

No upsells. No "Oh, you didn't mention the awning was still attached" nonsense. $9,000 flat, or $150/month. That's the deal.

Why In-House Financing Beats Waiting

Let's be real: nine grand is a chunk of money. But leaving that motorhome to rot costs you too—in property value, in frustration, in the neighbor's passive-aggressive comments every time they mow their lawn.

Our in-house financing means:

• No credit check headaches – We're not a bank. We're haulers who've been around long enough to know that good people sometimes have complicated credit histories.

• Zero interest – $150/month for 60 months, and that's it. No compounding, no gotchas.

• Problem solved today – You don't wait until you've saved up. We schedule the haul, you start payments, and that motorhome is gone by next week.

We've financed hundreds of these jobs. Landowners, small business owners, folks who inherited a mess and just want it handled. It works.

The Alternative (Spoiler: It Stinks)

You could try selling it for parts. Good luck finding a buyer willing to tow a 12-ton project off your property for $200 in scrap.

You could hire the cheapest guy on Craigslist. Also good luck when he ghosts you halfway through the job—or worse, when the EPA comes knocking because he dumped your motorhome's fluids in a creek bed.

Or you could keep ignoring it. But you already know that's not working.

We've Hauled Motorhomes Since 2003

USA Federal Junk Removal has been doing this for over two decades. We've pulled Class A's out of backyards, storage lots, and fields where they'd been sitting since the Clinton administration. We know the weight, the width, the permits, and the disposal regs inside out.

You're not our first dead motorhome, and you won't be our last. We show up, we do the work, and we leave your property clean. That's the gig.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to have the title in hand? Nope. We handle lost or missing titles all the time. We'll walk you through the paperwork.

What if the motorhome is stuck or blocked in? Doesn't matter. Our equipment and crew handle difficult access regularly. If we can see it, we can haul it.

Is the $9,000 price really locked? Yes. No surprise fees, no "difficult access" surcharges, no last-minute adjustments. $9,000 flat, or $150/month for 60 months.

How soon can you haul it? Usually within a week of locking in your date, sometimes sooner depending on the schedule.

Let's Get That Motorhome Off Your Property

You've stared at that rusty hulk long enough. Time to make it somebody else's problem—specifically, ours.

Lock in your $150/month rate right now: Head to /get-it-gone and fill out the form. Takes two minutes.

Or call us directly: 405-698-4285. Talk to a real human, get your questions answered, and schedule your haul. We've been doing this since 2003, and we'll have that motorhome gone before you know it.