$9,000 Flat to Make That Ugly Motorhome Disappear — $150/Month, EPA-Compliant Destruction Included

That Eyesore Motorhome Isn't Getting Any Prettier

You've got a dead Class A motorhome sitting on your property. Maybe the engine's blown. Maybe it's been sitting so long the tires are flat and raccoons have moved into the cabinets. Either way, it's an eyesore, the neighbors are complaining, and you're done looking at it.

Here's the good news: $9,000 flat gets it gone. No hidden fees, no surprises when we show up, no "well actually" phone calls after we haul it away. And if nine grand sounds steep right now, we'll finance it in-house at roughly $150 per month over 60 months — zero interest, zero credit circus.

What the $9,000 Locked Price Covers

When we say "flat rate," we mean it. You're not paying for the motorhome removal and then getting nickel-and-dimed on disposal fees, environmental surcharges, or "processing." Here's exactly what's included:

Full-Service Pickup

We bring the equipment, the crew, and the muscle. Doesn't matter if your motorhome is stuck in mud, wedged behind a barn, or sitting on a slope. We've been doing this since 2003 — we'll figure it out.

EPA-Compliant Destruction

Motorhomes aren't just big hunks of metal. They've got refrigerants, propane tanks, batteries, and other hazardous materials that can't just be tossed in a landfill. We handle the teardown the right way, following EPA guidelines so you're not on the hook if some inspector comes sniffing around later.

Certificate of Destruction

You get official paperwork proving the motorhome was destroyed properly. That certificate protects you if the old VIN ever pops up in some shady resale scheme or insurance fraud case. It's your legal shield.

Title Handling

Lost the title years ago? Can't find it in the pile of paperwork in your garage? We'll sort it out. We deal with DMVs and title offices every week — it's routine for us, even if it feels like a nightmare to you.

$2 Million Insurance Coverage

Our crews are covered, our equipment is covered, and your property is covered. If something goes sideways during removal, you're not writing a check to fix it.

Why the Flat Rate Matters

Most hauling outfits will lowball you on the phone, then hit you with "fuel surcharges" or "disposal fees" when they show up. Or they'll quote by the hour and suddenly your two-hour job takes six.

We don't play that game. $9,000 is the number. You lock it in, we honor it, and the motorhome disappears. Simple.

Finance It at $150/Month — Zero Interest

Look, nine thousand dollars is real money. If you don't want to write one big check, you don't have to. We offer in-house financing at roughly $150 per month over 60 months with zero interest.

No credit check. No third-party lender. No 47-page loan application. You call, we agree on terms, and we get your motorhome gone while you pay over time. We've been in business since 2003 because we're flexible and we actually want to help.

What Happens After You Call

• You lock in the $150/month plan or decide to pay the flat $9,000 upfront.

• We schedule pickup — usually within a week, sometimes sooner.

• We show up with the right equipment and haul the motorhome away.

• You get your Certificate of Destruction and title paperwork handled.

• You reclaim your yard and stop worrying about code enforcement or the HOA.

No drama. No runaround. Just results.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the motorhome need to be in one piece? Nope. Rusted, stripped, missing parts — doesn't matter. If it was once a motorhome, we'll take it.

What if I don't have the title? We handle title issues all the time. We'll walk you through what's needed based on your state.

Can you remove it from a tight spot? Yes. We've pulled motorhomes out of wooded areas, from behind structures, and off soft ground. We bring the right equipment for the job.

How soon can you pick it up? Usually within a week. Sometimes faster depending on our route schedule and your location.

Get That Motorhome Gone — Today

You've stared at that dead motorhome long enough. Let's fix the problem.

Lock in your $150/month plan right now: https://www.usafederaljunkremoval.com/get-it-gone

Or call us directly: 405-698-4285

We'll answer your questions, schedule your pickup, and get your property back to normal. Since 2003, we've been the crew that actually shows up and does the work. Let's get it done.