$9,000 Flat to Make That Ugly Motorhome Disappear — $150/Month, EPA-Compliant Destruction Included

That Dead Motorhome Isn't Getting Any Prettier

You've got a Class A motorhome that's been sitting so long the neighbors probably think it's a permanent fixture. Flat tires, faded paint, cracked seals, maybe some critters have moved in. Every time you look at it, you think about the money you spent and the trips you didn't take. Now it's just an eyesore taking up space you could actually use.

Here's the deal: $9,000 flat, and we make it disappear the right way. No hidden fees, no last-minute "adjustments," no games. We've been hauling since 1993, and we know exactly what it takes to remove a dead RV and destroy it properly.

What $9,000 Gets You — Everything

This isn't a tow to the curb. This is full-service removal and destruction:

• Pickup from wherever it's parked — your driveway, side yard, back forty, doesn't matter

• EPA-compliant destruction — we don't just dump it in a field; we follow federal regulations for hazardous materials, fluids, and disposal

• Certificate of Destruction — legal proof it's gone, protecting you from future liability

• Title handling — we deal with the DMV paperwork so you don't have to

• $2 million liability insurance — you're covered if anything goes sideways during removal

No nickel-and-diming. No "well, actually" phone calls after we give you the quote. $9,000. Done.

Can't Write a Check? Finance It at $150/Month

We get it. Nine grand is real money, and you've probably got a dozen other things you'd rather spend it on. That's why we offer interest-free in-house financing — roughly $150/month over 60 months.

No credit check circus. No third-party lender taking a cut. Just a straightforward payment plan that gets that motorhome off your property now, and you pay us over time.

Do the math: that's less than two tanks of gas a month to reclaim your yard and stop apologizing to the neighbors.

Why the Flat Rate Matters

Most haulers will low-ball you on the phone, then show up and start adding fees. "Oh, we didn't know it was that far back." "There's extra labor because the tires are flat." "Disposal fees went up last week."

We've been doing this for three decades. We know what a dead Class A costs to remove and destroy properly. $9,000 is the number. You lock it in, we show up, we haul it, we destroy it, you get your certificate. End of story.

Why EPA-Compliant Destruction Isn't Optional

You can't just drag a motorhome to the dump. It's full of regulated materials:

• Engine oil, transmission fluid, brake fluid, coolant

• Refrigerants from the AC and fridge

• Batteries (often multiple)

• Propane tanks

• Potentially asbestos insulation if it's older

Dumping that stuff illegally is a federal offense, and it can come back on you as the last titled owner. Our EPA-compliant process means every fluid is drained and disposed of legally, every hazardous component is handled correctly, and you get a Certificate of Destruction that proves the vehicle no longer exists.

That certificate is your insurance policy. If someone tries to claim you sold them a lemon, or if the state comes asking questions, you've got legal proof the motorhome was destroyed.

What Happens After You Call

• We confirm the details — make, model, location, condition

• You lock in $9,000 or set up financing at $150/month

• We schedule pickup — usually within a week, often sooner

• We remove it — our crew handles all the heavy lifting, no work required from you

• We destroy it properly and send you the Certificate of Destruction

• You get your yard back

No drama. No delays. No surprises.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does it matter if the motorhome doesn't run? Nope. Dead engine, flat tires, missing keys — we've seen it all. The price is the same.

What if I don't have the title? We can work with you on that. We handle title paperwork as part of the service, and in most cases we can process a destruction without a title in hand.

How soon can you pick it up? Usually within a week. Sometimes sooner if we've got a crew in your area. Once you lock in the price, we move fast.

Is the financing really interest-free? Yes. No interest, no hidden fees. Just $150/month for 60 months, roughly. We're not a bank — we're a hauling company that wants to help you solve a problem.

Get It Gone Today

That motorhome's been sitting long enough. Every month you wait is another month of rust, rodents, and regret.

Lock in your $150/month payment and schedule pickup now: /get-it-gone

Or call us direct and let's get it handled: 405-698-4285

We've been hauling since 1993. We know how to do this right, and we know how to make it easy on you. Let's get that thing out of your life.