From Dead Class A to Certificate of Destruction in 14 Days — What a $9,000 USA Federal Junk Removal Contract Actually Buys

That Dead Class A Motorhome Isn't Getting Better on Its Own

You've got a 35-foot problem parked on your property. The engine's blown. The roof leaks. Tires are dry-rotted. Registration expired three years ago. Maybe the county's already sent a letter, or your HOA is breathing down your neck. Either way, that Class A motorhome isn't worth fixing, and it sure isn't selling for parts.

You need it gone—not next month, not when you "get around to it"—yesterday.

Since 2003, USA Federal Junk Removal has pulled thousands of dead RVs, motorhomes, and commercial vehicles off properties just like yours. We know exactly what you're dealing with, and we've turned the whole headache into a 14-day process with one flat price and zero surprises.

The $9,000 Flat-Rate Contract: What You Actually Get

When we say $9,000 flat, we mean it. No hidden fees. No "disposal surcharges." No games. Here's every single thing that price covers:

Full-Service Pickup

• Heavy-duty rollback or lowboy dispatch to your property

• Experienced operators who've moved everything from Prevosts to Winnebagos

• Winching, dollies, and whatever else it takes to load a non-running rig

• No damage to your driveway, lawn, or fences—we've done this before

EPA-Compliant Destruction

• Complete dismantling at our certified facility

• Proper fluid recovery (fuel, oil, coolant, refrigerants)

• Hazmat handling that meets federal and state environmental standards

• Metal recycling, component separation, and waste disposal done by the book

Certificate of Destruction

• Official documentation that your motorhome has been permanently destroyed

• Protects you from future liability if the VIN ever resurfaces

• Accepted by DMVs, insurance companies, and local authorities nationwide

Title and Registration Handling

• We process the title paperwork so you don't have to hunt down a notary or stand in line at the DMV

• Lost title? We handle that too—no extra charge

• Clean break from any registration obligations moving forward

$2 Million Liability Insurance

• Every job is covered from the moment our truck rolls onto your property

• Protects your home, your land, and your peace of mind

• Professional hauling isn't just about muscle—it's about doing it right

Interest-Free In-House Financing: $150/Month, Zero Headaches

Nine grand is real money. We get it. That's why we offer in-house financing that doesn't involve a credit check, a bank, or a single cent of interest.

Roughly $150 per month over 60 months. That's it.

No application fees. No origination charges. No late-payment traps. Just a simple payment plan that gets that eyesore off your land now while you pay over time. Most folks would rather spread the cost than keep staring at a dead RV for another year.

Why the 14-Day Timeline Works

Here's how it breaks down:

• Day 1–2: You lock in the contract and financing (if you want it). We schedule pickup.

• Day 3–7: Our crew arrives, loads the motorhome, and hauls it to our facility.

• Day 8–12: Destruction, fluid recovery, dismantling, and recycling happen under EPA protocols.

• Day 13–14: You receive your Certificate of Destruction and completed title paperwork.

Two weeks. Start to finish. No surprises, no extensions, no "we'll get to it when we can."

Who This Service Is For

You're a landowner who's tired of looking at a rolling junkyard. Maybe you inherited the thing. Maybe it was supposed to be a retirement dream that turned into a money pit. Maybe the repair estimate came back at $18,000 and you laughed the mechanic out of the shop.

Whatever the story, you're done. You want it gone, you want it legal, and you want it handled by people who won't leave a mess or ghost you halfway through the job.

That's us. Twenty-plus years in business. Thousands of dead rigs removed. One price, one process, zero drama.

Frequently Asked Questions

How quickly can you pick it up? Usually within 7 days of contract signing, often sooner depending on your location and our schedule.

What if I don't have the title? We handle lost titles as part of the service. Bring us whatever paperwork you do have, and we'll take it from there.

Does the $9,000 price ever change? Not once you lock it in. Flat means flat. If we quote $9,000, that's what you pay—whether the rig is 28 feet or 40, running or rusted through.

Can I really finance this with no credit check? Yes. Our in-house financing is simple, interest-free, and doesn't involve a bank. About $150/month over 60 months gets it done.

Get It Gone—Today

You've got two ways to move forward right now.

Lock in your $150/month financing and schedule pickup: Head to www.usafederaljunkremoval.com/get-it-gone and fill out the short form. We'll confirm your contract and timeline within 24 hours.

Talk to a real person who knows RV removal inside and out: Call 405-698-4285. Tell us what you've got, where it is, and when you want it gone. We'll walk you through the whole process and answer every question.

That dead Class A has been sitting long enough. Let's turn it into a Certificate of Destruction and get your property back.