From Dead Class A to Certificate of Destruction in 14 Days — What a $9,000 USA Federal Junk Removal Contract Actually Buys

You've Got a Dead Class A Motorhome. We've Got the Solution.

That 35-foot paperweight sitting in your driveway isn't getting any prettier. The Class A motorhome that was supposed to be your retirement chariot is now a rusted-out eyesore with a blown engine, rotted tires, and a county code-enforcement letter taped to your door. You've tried Craigslist. You've asked the mechanic. Nobody wants it, and the longer it sits, the bigger the problem becomes.

Since 2003, USA Federal Junk Removal has handled thousands of dead RVs, Class As, fifth-wheels, and diesel pushers that owners thought were impossible to move. We wrote the book on getting these beasts gone—legally, safely, and fast.

The $9,000 Flat-Rate Contract: Here's What You Actually Get

No games. No "depends on the condition" surprises. One locked price: $9,000. Here's every single thing that buys you:

Full-Service Pickup

• Heavy-duty rollback or landoll trailer dispatch—we bring the equipment that can handle a 20,000-pound Class A

• Licensed, insured operators who've moved everything from Winnebago Adventurers to Tiffin Allegros

• Coordination with HOAs, property managers, or municipalities if you're dealing with code enforcement

• No driveway damage—we protect your asphalt, concrete, and landscaping during extraction

EPA-Compliant Destruction

• Certified dismantling facilities that follow federal and state environmental regs

• Proper handling of hazardous materials: refrigerants, antifreeze, fuel, oil, batteries, and propane

• Recycling of aluminum, steel, copper, and glass wherever possible—these things don't just go to a landfill

• Documentation trail that proves legal disposal (this matters if the county comes asking)

Certificate of Destruction

This is the paperwork that officially ends your relationship with that motorhome. The Certificate of Destruction is a legal document stating the vehicle has been permanently dismantled and can never be titled, registered, or put back on the road. You get a copy for your records. If the DMV, your insurance company, or code enforcement ever asks, you've got proof the RV is gone for good.

Title Handling

We take care of the DMV paperwork. Lost the title? We handle that too. Most states require specific forms to transfer ownership for destruction—we know exactly what your state needs, and we file it correctly the first time.

$2 Million Liability Insurance

Every pickup is covered by a $2 million general liability policy. If something goes sideways during loading or transport, you're protected. We've been doing this for over 20 years without incident, but the coverage exists because we're professionals who plan for every scenario.

The 14-Day Timeline

From the day you sign the contract to the day you receive your Certificate of Destruction: 14 days or less. Usually closer to 10.

• Day 1-3: Scheduling and logistics—we coordinate the right equipment and crew for your specific Class A

• Day 4-5: Pickup—the motorhome is loaded and transported to our certified facility

• Day 6-12: Dismantling, hazmat processing, and documentation

• Day 13-14: Certificate of Destruction mailed or emailed to you

That code-enforcement clock stops the day we pick it up. You can show the municipality our contract and pickup receipt as proof of resolution.

Pay $150 a Month, Zero Interest

Nine grand is real money. We get it. That's why we offer in-house financing at roughly $150 per month over 60 months with zero interest. No credit check. No bank approval. No hidden fees.

You're not waiting months to scrape together the cash while the county threatens daily fines. You lock in the price, we schedule the pickup, and you make manageable monthly payments directly to us.

Why the Flat Rate Works

We've picked up Class As from estates, divorces, failed flips, and mechanical disasters. Some still have the dinette intact. Some are burned-out shells. The $9,000 price covers the worst-case scenario, so there's never a surprise bill.

You get certainty. We get efficiency. Everybody wins.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be present for pickup? Not necessarily. As long as we have clear access and signed paperwork, we can handle it. Many clients are out-of-state or managing an estate remotely.

What if the Class A doesn't run or has flat tires? Doesn't matter. We're equipped to winch, lift, and transport non-operational vehicles. That's the whole point.

Can you pick up from a storage yard or impound lot? Yes. We coordinate with the facility, handle any release paperwork, and settle outstanding storage fees if needed (fees are separate from the $9,000 rate).

What if I still owe money on it? We can work with lienholders in some cases. Call us at 405-698-4285 and we'll walk you through your specific situation.

Let's Get It Done

That dead Class A isn't going to disappear on its own. Every week you wait is another week of county fines, neighbor complaints, and stress.

Lock in your $150/month payment and schedule your pickup now: usafederaljunkremoval.com/get-it-gone

Or call us directly at 405-698-4285. We'll answer your questions, explain the contract, and get that motorhome off your property in the next two weeks.

You've got the problem. We've got 20+ years of solutions. Let's finish this.