Why $9,000 Financed at $150/Mo Is the Smartest Way to Get Rid of a Dead Class A Motorhome This Year

You've Got a Dead Class A Motorhome Problem. We've Got the Solution.

Let's be straight: that 35-foot Class A motorhome sitting on your property isn't an "investment" anymore. It's a liability. The slide-outs don't slide, the roof leaks like a sieve, the engine hasn't turned over since 2019, and your neighbor has stopped making eye contact.

You've probably looked into your options. Selling it for parts? Nobody's calling back. Donating it? Charities don't want your problems. Paying a scrapper to haul it? They quote you one price, then hit you with fees for "hazardous waste" and "special equipment" when they show up.

Here's what actually works: our $9,000 flat-rate removal with interest-free in-house financing at roughly $150 per month over 60 months. No credit checks. No hidden fees. No surprises.

What You Actually Get for $9,000

Since 2003, we've hauled away hundreds of dead RVs, and we've learned that people don't trust "all-inclusive" pricing until you spell out exactly what's included. Fair enough. Here's every single thing covered:

• Professional pickup and transportation – We bring the equipment, the crew, and the know-how to get that beast off your property without tearing up your lawn or driveway

• EPA-compliant destruction and disposal – We follow federal environmental regulations to the letter, draining fluids properly and handling hazardous materials the right way

• Certificate of Destruction – Official documentation proving your motorhome was destroyed legally, protecting you from future liability

• Complete title handling – We deal with the DMV paperwork so you don't have to

• $2 million liability insurance – You're fully protected from the moment we arrive until the job's done

That's it. Nine grand, everything handled.

Why Financing Makes This a No-Brainer

Most folks don't have nine thousand dollars collecting dust in a checking account. That's exactly why we offer interest-free in-house financing—roughly $150 per month over five years.

Think about what you're spending every month right now:

• Registration fees on a vehicle that doesn't run

• Insurance (if you're keeping it legal)

• Pest control for the rodents that have moved in

• The mental real estate that eyesore occupies every time you look out the window

For less than a decent cell phone bill, you can make this problem disappear permanently. No credit application. No bank approval. We approve you, you sign, we schedule pickup.

Why the Flat Rate Beats Every Other Option

We've been doing this for over 20 years. We know exactly what it costs to haul away a Class A motorhome, and we've built our pricing to be fair and predictable.

Other companies lowball you on the phone, then show up and start adding fees:

• "Oh, we'll need a larger truck—that's an extra $1,500."

• "Refrigerant removal isn't included—add $600."

• "Your driveway's too narrow—we need special equipment, another $800."

By the time they're done, you're paying $12,000 for what they quoted at $6,500. We lock in $9,000 and that's the number on your final invoice. Every time.

The Smart Move Is Making It Go Away Now

Every month you wait, that motorhome deteriorates further. Tires rot. Seals crack. Animals nest. Metal corrodes. If you think it's worthless now, wait another year.

Meanwhile, your property value takes a hit. Potential buyers see that dead RV and mentally knock five figures off their offer. Neighbors grumble. The HOA sends letters.

For $150 a month, you stop the bleeding. Your property looks like someone lives there who has their life together. That dead motorhome becomes someone else's problem—specifically, ours.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you really not check credit?

Nope. We've been around since 2003 because we work with real people in real situations. If you can handle $150 a month, we can work with you.

How fast can you pick it up?

Usually within a week of signing, sometimes sooner depending on your location and our schedule. We're not here to let it sit another six months.

What if I don't have the title?

We handle title issues all the time. In most cases, we can work around a missing title. Call us at 405-698-4285 and we'll walk you through your specific situation.

What happens if I stop making payments?

Let's be adults: we'll work with you if you hit a rough patch. Communication solves most problems. That said, the motorhome will already be gone, so your property's already improved.

Get It Gone Today

You've read this far because you're ready to move on from that dead Class A motorhome. Let's make it happen.

Lock in your $150/month payment right now: Head to usafederaljunk.com/get-it-gone and get the process started in under five minutes.

Prefer to talk it through? Call us at 405-698-4285. We'll answer your questions, confirm what's included, and schedule your pickup.

That motorhome isn't getting any younger, and neither are you. Let's get it handled.