Why $9,000 Financed at $150/Mo Is the Smartest Way to Get Rid of a Dead Class A Motorhome This Year

That Dead Class A Isn't Going to Fix Itself

You've got a 35-foot paperweight sitting on your property. Maybe the engine seized. Maybe the roof leaks like a sieve. Maybe it's just been sitting there since 2014 collecting mice and regret. Either way, you know three things: it's not getting better, it's an eyesore, and getting rid of it sounds expensive and complicated.

Here's the truth: it doesn't have to be either.

The $9,000 Flat-Rate Solution (Zero Interest, Zero Surprises)

Since 2003, we've hauled thousands of dead RVs, motorhomes, and rolling disasters across the country. We've seen every excuse for procrastination, and the biggest one is always cost. So let's put that to bed right now.

Our price to haul your Class A motorhome: $9,000. Locked. Flat. Done.

That's not a starting bid. That's not "plus fees" or "depending on condition." That's the whole enchilada:

• Pickup from wherever it's sitting (your driveway, back forty, behind the barn—we don't care)

• EPA-compliant destruction and recycling (fluids drained, hazmat handled properly, zero liability left on you)

• Certificate of Destruction (legal proof it's gone forever)

• Full title handling (we deal with the DMV headaches)

• $2 million in liability insurance (because we're not cowboys)

No hidden charges. No "oh, by the way" phone calls. You get a price, you get a date, we show up and make it disappear.

Why the $150/Month Plan Makes This a No-Brainer

Nine grand is real money. We know that. Most folks don't have it sitting around, and that's exactly why we offer interest-free in-house financing at roughly $150 per month over 60 months.

Think about what you're already spending to keep that dead motorhome around:

• Property taxes on the space it's hogging

• Homeowners insurance premiums (some carriers raise rates for "stored vehicles")

• The mental tax of looking at it every single day

• The risk of code enforcement or HOA fines

For the cost of a couple of tanks of gas per month, you can make the problem go away permanently. No credit checks that ding your score. No third-party financing companies. Just a straightforward payment plan that gets you clear of the mess while keeping your cash flow intact.

What Happens After You Say "Come Get This Thing"

We've done this roughly ten thousand times. Here's how it goes:

• You lock in your rate at our booking page or call us directly

• We schedule pickup (usually within 7–14 days, sometimes sooner)

• Our crew shows up with the right equipment (heavy-duty rollback or landoll trailer, not some half-ton pickup)

• We load it, haul it, process it—all the messy work happens at our EPA-certified facility

• You get your Certificate of Destruction and title paperwork handled

• You reclaim your property and never think about that motorhome again

The whole process takes less time than you spent thinking about fixing it last year.

Why This Year, Why Now

Scrap and disposal costs have been creeping up since 2022. Environmental regulations keep getting tighter. The longer you wait, the more complicated—and expensive—proper disposal becomes.

We've held this $9,000 flat rate because we run efficient operations and we've been doing this for two decades. But costs don't go down, and neither do regulatory requirements. Locking this price in now means you're covered, period.

Plus, every month you wait is another month of that hulking eyesore depreciating your property value and annoying your neighbors (or your spouse, or both).

Get It Gone—Two Ways to Lock Your Rate Right Now

Option 1: Head to usafederaljunkremoval.com/get-it-gone and lock in your $150/month payment plan in about three minutes.

Option 2: Call 405-698-4285 and talk to a real human who's seen worse motorhomes than yours (trust us) and can get you scheduled this week.

Either way, you're 60 months of easy payments—or one lump sum—away from reclaiming your driveway, your sanity, and your weekend.

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FAQ

Q: What if my Class A doesn't run or move? Doesn't matter. We bring the equipment to haul it regardless of condition. Flat tires, seized engine, missing wheels—we've handled it all.

Q: Do I need the title? It helps, but we can work with missing titles in most states. We handle the DMV paperwork either way.

Q: Is the $9,000 price really final? Yes. No surprise fees, no "access charges," no nonsense. If you've got a Class A motorhome that needs to disappear, that's the number.

Q: How fast can you pick it up? Usually 7–14 days from when you book. Sometimes faster depending on route schedules and your location.

Q: What if I just want to pay it off in full? Even better. You'll still get the same full-service treatment, Certificate of Destruction, and title handling—just without the monthly payments.