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Why $9,000 Financed at $150/Mo Is the Smartest Way to Get Rid of a Dead Class A Motorhome This Year

Stop Staring at That Eyesore—Here's Your Way Out

You've got a dead Class A motorhome sitting in your yard. Maybe the engine seized. Maybe it's been leaking mystery fluids for three years. Maybe you inherited it and just want it gone. Either way, every time you look out the window, there it sits—all 35 feet of faded fiberglass and flat tires reminding you of a problem you haven't solved.

Here's the thing: getting rid of a Class A isn't like junking a sedan. You can't tow it to the local scrapyard for $300. These things weigh 20,000+ pounds, contain hazardous materials, and most haulers won't touch them—or they'll quote you something ridiculous and change the price when they show up.

We've been hauling since 1993, and we've seen every trick in the book. That's why we built a better system.

The $9,000 Flat Rate That Actually Means Flat

Our price for hauling away your dead Class A motorhome is $9,000. Period. Not "starting at" $9,000. Not $9,000 "plus fees." Just $9,000, locked in writing before we ever show up.

Here's everything that price covers:

  • Professional pickup with the right equipment (we're not sending a guy with a pickup truck)
  • EPA-compliant destruction—we handle all hazardous materials legally
  • Certificate of Destruction proving your RV is gone for good
  • Complete title handling so you're free and clear
  • $2 million insurance protecting your property during removal

No surprises. No "we found extra damage" upcharges. No games.

$150 a Month Changes Everything

Nine thousand dollars is real money. We know that. Most folks don't have it sitting around, and that dead motorhome isn't worth dropping your emergency fund on.

That's why we offer interest-free in-house financing at roughly $150 per month over 60 months.

Think about it: for the cost of a decent restaurant meal each week, that rusting hulk is gone from your property. You're not draining your savings. You're not putting it on a credit card at 22% interest. You're solving the problem the smart way—with a payment that fits into a normal household budget.

Why This Beats Your Other Options

Let's be honest about your alternatives:

  • Selling it "as-is": You'll spend months fielding lowball offers and tire-kickers who never show up. Meanwhile, it's still sitting there.
  • Parting it out: Congratulations, now you have 1,000 pieces of a motorhome scattered across your property instead of one whole one.
  • Donating it: Most charities won't take non-running RVs. The ones that do still charge you for towing.
  • Calling a random junk hauler: Hope you like playing roulette with pricing and licensing.

Our system removes the headache, the risk, and the guesswork. You know exactly what you're paying, exactly what you're getting, and exactly when that thing disappears from your life.

What Happens After You Call

We've done this thousands of times since 1993. The process is simple:

  • You lock in your $150/month rate at our website
  • We schedule a pickup time that works for you
  • Our crew shows up with proper equipment and insurance
  • We handle all the heavy lifting and paperwork
  • You get your Certificate of Destruction and title release
  • Your yard looks like a yard again

The whole thing typically takes a few hours on pickup day. No drama, no surprises, no buyer's remorse about choosing the cheapest option.

Stop Waiting for a Magic Solution

That motorhome isn't going to fix itself. It's not going to appreciate in value. And your HOA or county isn't going to stop caring that it's sitting there.

Every month you wait is another month of that thing taking up space, leaking fluids into your soil, and reminding you of money you spent on a dream that didn't work out. Time to close that chapter.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you really haul Class A motorhomes, or just smaller RVs? We haul Class A motorhomes of all sizes—30-footers, 40-footers, diesels, gas, slideouts, the works. Since 1993, we've handled rigs that would make other haulers run away.

What if I still owe money on the title? We can work with most situations. Call us at 405-698-4285 and we'll walk through your specific case.

Is the $9,000 price really locked in, or will you add fees later? It's locked. We put it in writing. The price you agree to is the price you pay. We've been doing this 30+ years—we don't play pricing games.

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Get It Gone Today

Ready to lock in your $150/month rate? Head to /get-it-gone right now and let's get your pickup scheduled.

Rather talk it through first? Call us at 405-698-4285. We'll answer your questions straight and get you taken care of.

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Licensing varies by city & state. We do not claim to be pre-licensed in every jurisdiction we appear to serve. Where local permits/credentials are required and we can't reasonably obtain them in time, we sub-contract a properly licensed local operator. Mobile homes, motorhomes, RVs & campers: Portland OR, Vancouver WA, and a growing list of cities now require certified asbestos testing before haul or demolition. If a sample comes back hot, abatement adds thousands in cost and unlicensed handling can carry up to one year in county jail. We do not haul around the law — we comply or we hand off.
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