Why $9,000 Financed at $150/Mo Is the Smartest Way to Get Rid of a Dead Class A Motorhome This Year

You've Got a 30-Foot Problem Sitting in Your Yard

Let's be honest: that Class A motorhome hasn't moved in years. The tires are flat, the roof's leaking, critters have moved in, and your neighbors have stopped being polite about it. You've thought about selling it, maybe even listed it once or twice. But nobody wants a project that size, and the longer it sits, the worse it gets.

Here's the reality—getting rid of a dead Class A motorhome isn't like hauling off an old couch. You're talking about a 10,000+ pound vehicle with hazardous fluids, refrigerants, and a title that needs handling. Most junk haulers won't touch it. The ones who will? They'll either lowball you into paying for towing, hit you with surprise fees, or leave you dealing with the DMV nightmare yourself.

We've been hauling since 1993, and we built a better way.

The $9,000 Flat-Rate That Actually Covers Everything

Our price is $9,000, locked and loaded. No surprises, no "we'll need to see it first" games. Here's exactly what that covers:

• Pickup from your property – We bring the equipment, the crew, and the know-how to extract that motorhome from wherever it's been rotting

• EPA-compliant destruction – We don't just crush it and call it a day. Every fluid, refrigerant, and hazardous material gets handled by the book

• Certificate of Destruction – Official proof that the vehicle is gone, which protects you from liability down the road

• Full title handling – We take care of the DMV paperwork so you don't have to burn a day at the tag agency

• $2 million in liability insurance – If something goes sideways during removal, you're covered. Not every hauler can say that

This isn't a budget operation. It's a full-service solution that gets a massive problem off your land legally, safely, and permanently.

$150 a Month, Zero Interest, Zero Headaches

Nine grand sounds like a lot until you break it down. We offer in-house financing at roughly $150 per month over 60 months—and there's no interest. None. You're not dealing with a bank, a credit check circus, or fine print that jacks up the total.

Think about what you're spending $150 on right now. Streaming services you forgot about? Eating out twice? That dead motorhome is costing you more than money—it's costing you curb appeal, usable yard space, and peace of mind every time you look out the window.

For the price of a decent dinner out each month, you can reclaim your property and stop explaining that eyesore to every visitor, contractor, or appraiser who shows up.

Why This Beats Every Other Option

You've probably considered the alternatives. Here's why they don't stack up:

Selling It Yourself

Good luck. A non-running Class A with mechanical issues, body damage, and a musty interior isn't moving on Craigslist. Even if you find a buyer, you're dealing with tire-kickers, no-shows, and people who'll offer you $500 "as-is."

Donating It

Most charities won't take a vehicle that doesn't run, and the ones that do will arrange a tow—then you're stuck wondering if the title ever got processed and whether you're still on the hook for registration fees.

Cheap Towing Services

Sure, someone might haul it for $1,500. Then you're paying separately for disposal, dealing with the title yourself, hoping they're insured, and crossing your fingers that it doesn't end up dumped in a field somewhere with your name still on it.

We've been doing this for over 30 years. We've seen what happens when people go cheap, and we've cleaned up the messes. Our flat-rate pricing and financing exist because we know what it actually takes to do this right.

Get It Gone This Year—For Real

That motorhome isn't going to fix itself, and it's not getting easier to deal with. Every month you wait, it sinks deeper into the ground, the damage gets worse, and the job gets harder.

We make it simple: one price, one monthly payment, one phone call to get started.

Lock in your $150/month payment right now at https://usafederaljunkremoval.com/get-it-gone

Or call us directly at 405-698-4285 and let's get that Class A off your property before spring.

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FAQ

Is the $9,000 price really firm, or will it go up once you see my motorhome? It's locked. We've hauled hundreds of Class A motorhomes in every condition imaginable. Unless you've somehow turned yours into a bunker or buried it underground, the price holds.

What if I don't have the title anymore? We handle title issues as part of the service. If it's lost, we'll walk you through the replacement process or work around it legally. You won't be left holding the bag.

How long does pickup take once I commit? Typically 7-14 days depending on scheduling and your location. We're not a "maybe next month" operation—we move fast once you're ready.

Do I need to do anything to prep the motorhome? Nope. Leave it exactly as it sits. We'll drain fluids, disconnect utilities if needed, and handle the whole extraction. Your job is to point and stay out of the way.